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Monkey Maids: A Tale from Existentia

Created by Oneshi Press

Leo orders 17 monkeys from the back of a comic book…and then realizes his roommate is going to be PISSED when she gets home. So he rents them out for parties to show they can earn their keep. What could possibly go wrong in this short novel by Lynsey G, with cover art and illustrations by Jayel Draco?

Latest Updates from Our Project:

We've Sent Your First Digital Rewards!
over 1 year ago – Mon, Aug 14, 2023 at 05:00:19 PM

Hello, Monkey Maids friend!

I've got a great update for you!

Digital Rewards Are Waiting For You! 🛍️

I just sent out the first round of digital rewards from the Monkey Maids campaign! 

So, if you've filled out your survey and made all payments, you should have an email waiting for you right now that links you to a bundle of digital goodies!

Or, you can click right here to log in to BackerKit and download them there!

(If you haven't yet filled out your survey or made all payments, you can also click that link to finish the business part and get to the fun part!)

Which Digital Rewards? 🎁

We are still waiting on final audiobook edit, and it felt kind of mean to only send out one version of the book before the other was ready.

So, we've sent out all your add-on items, all digital art, and all digital versions of Dwayne.

We've also tucked in a sneak peek at the acknowledgments page in the book, so you can check out the personalized thank-you that will appear there.

So, what are you waiting for? Go enjoy your digital rewards!

—Lynsey G

Here's Another Project I Love!

Jayel and I recently teamed up with our pal Michel Abstracto to create “The Narrow Escape of the Jolly Roger,” a ten-page comic about the pirates of Neverland encountering an eldritch horror. 

It’s live now on Kickstarter, inside…

Cthulhu Invades Neverland

The pirates think this is an island. So…why is it JIGGLING?

Over 70 incredible comic creators got together to bring the blending of two different universes—the world of Peter Pan, called Neverland, and the horrifying world of Lovecraft's Cthulhu.

When the great Cthulhu invades Neverland, we will learn what happens to a world that is full of fairies, mermaids, pirates, and of course, Peter and the Lost Boys. With the stakes being higher than ever before, learn what will change the landscape of Neverland forever!

Click HERE to Visit “Cthulhu Invades Neverland”!

Audiobook Recording + A New Treat in the Works
over 1 year ago – Wed, Aug 09, 2023 at 11:19:18 AM

Hi, Monkey Maids fam!

I wanted to write to you today to tell you two exciting bits of news!

1) I'm Recording the Audiobook This Week!🎧

I've finally finished the final edit of Monkey Maids

It took a long time. Anyone out there who writes or creates just about anything knows that moment of intense panic that sometimes comes before the end of a project. The one where you become convinced that your project is absolutely terrible and should never see the light of day.

Well, I had that about Monkey Maids after the Kickstarter ended.

I also went and got married, which took a lot of time and energy away from finishing the edit.

But now it's finished, and I'm so excited to share it with you!

So I'm recording the audiobook this week. Then, I'll send it off to our audio designer, David Gueringer, for touch-ups and editing while I put the final formatting touches on the book and ebook!

Yay!

2) I Made a Monkey Maids Playlist!🎶

When I'm writing, I often put together a playlist of music that gets me in the correct mindset for the project I'm working on.

Monkey Maids has a very specific feeling and sound—loud, chaotic, but also upbeat and kind of naively poppy. So, the playlist reflects that!

You can listen to it on Spotify by clicking here!

I recommend listening to it while you read Monkey Maids as well, so don't overplay it now and get sick of all the songs!

Okay, folks, that's it for today!

Keep being spectacular!

—Lynsey G

Here's Another Project I Dig…

Tales from the Gutter - A Decade in Indie Comics

Hi there! I'm Jen - a Swedish-born, UK-dwelling Comicatrix who has been making comic books for over ten years. I'm self-published and have only been able to do this thanks to the stable support of people buying my work, both new and old!

It's no secret that for independent creators like myself, the biggest cost we tend to deal with is the printing and posting of our physical works.

Because of this, whenever I sell out of my comic stock, I have to wait for a long time before I can afford to re-print them.

✨🎉 This Kickstarter aims to celebrate a milestone in my career by hopefully achieving two things! 🎉✨

Click HERE to Visit "Tales from the Gutter"!

🌳Your Tree Certificate!🌲
over 1 year ago – Sun, Jul 30, 2023 at 02:03:53 PM

Howdy, Monkey Maids friend!

There's no better way to end a hot July like this one than by planting trees! Trees are excellent at cooling their local environments during the hot summer months.

According to the United States Environmental Protection Agency, "Trees and vegetation lower surface and air temperatures by providing shade and through evapotranspiration. Shaded surfaces, for example, may be 20–45°F cooler than the peak temperatures of unshaded materials."

They're also pros sequestering carbon to help keep things from getting hotter.

So…

🌲We Planted Your Trees!🌳

Now, the trees you planted are part of our growing Oneshi Global Forest!

We've donated to One Tree Planted for all 79 of you incredible backers! And we've also planted a whopping 77 more trees that you tree-loving folks added to your orders! 

That means that 156 trees will now be planted by wherever they're most needed around the world by the wonderful folks at One Tree Planted! They even gave us this nifty certificate to show you!

Thank you so much for helping us give back to the planet!

In the meantime, we've been busy putting the finishing touches on the Monkey Maids book and prepping to record the audiobook.

Stay tuned, because we've got more goodies coming your way!

Safe & Swift,

—Your friends at Oneshi Press, Jayel & Lynsey

Here's Another Campaign We Love

Seventh Sister

…a tale of forgiveness, betrayal & sacrifice.

After her parents give her up to the Black Hole, Soraya, one of the seven sister stars, flees to Earth and hides in the Highlands of Scotland.

Bhilren, the Black Hole, never too far away, continues on his constant search for stars to devour. When he finally catches up with Soraya, they must flee for their lives.

Now Soraya must try and convince her sisters to help destroy Bhilren once and for all. 

Click HERE to Visit "Seventh Sister"!

Reminder: Charging Cards Tomorrow!
over 1 year ago – Tue, Jul 18, 2023 at 04:47:45 PM

Hello again, Monkey Maids fam! 🐒

Just a quick reminder that, if you purchased add-ons via BackerKit when you completed your survey, we'll be charging your card 💳 for those add-ons tomorrow, July 19.

Please be sure that the card you've got on file for BackerKit is up-to-date by logging in to BackerKit here!

Thanks so much for being here, and please stay tuned for fulfillment updates as this ball of monkey madness gets rolling!

Next up: We'll plant trees 🌳 soon, then complete the monkey trading cards 🃏 and more!

—Lynsey G 🐒

Here's Another Campaign We Love…

Abstracto Creates Fantasy

A collection of Michel Abstracto's fantasy-themed mini-comic adventures.

The campaign offers a book collecting these fun, adorable, smexy comics, sticker bundles, bookmarks, and even personalized art by artist Michel Abstracto—a frequent collaborator and dear friend of Oneshi Press!

Click HERE to Visit "Abstracto Creates Fantasy"!

Thank-You Page & Mailing List Signups
over 1 year ago – Fri, Jul 14, 2023 at 04:43:33 PM

Hey there, Monkey Maids 🐵 friend!

We've got three quick announcements for you!

First up…

1) DIGITAL THANK-YOU PAGE 🙏

We're happy to say that we've put together the thank-you page on our website!

Everyone who opted in to be thanked by name has got a spot in the Credits Page at OneshiPress.com, and we'll be sure to say thanks in the book, as well!

Find your name by clicking here!

Also…

2) MAILING LIST SIGNUPS 📨

For those of you who opted in to our Dream Fuel and/or Zombie Adoption Program mailing lists, we've just added you!

That means that you'll be receiving some awesome free downloads in emails from us very shortly! And the free stuff will keep coming!

So, if you don't see a message from us in the next few days…

  • Check your Spam, Promotions, and Other folders, just in case our messages get filtered incorrectly.
  • Mark our email addresses as NOT SPAM to make sure you get all the fun freebies we'll be sending your way in the next few weeks!.

And finally…

3) CHARGING CARDS NEXT WEEK! 💳

If you ordered anything in our Preorder Store on BackerKit, or paid your pledge through BackerKit after the campaign ended, here's a heads-up!

We'll charge your cards next Wednesday, July 19!

Please be sure that the card you put on file is up-to-date so we can be sure to get all your rewards to you!

Thanks again for being part of all this monkey business! 🐒

—Lynsey G

Here's Another Campaign We Love…

Kobaloi - Goblin Origins

Kobaloi - Goblin Origins is a 28-page Spin off comic and the latest instalment in the Luminous Ages fantasy epic.  Not only this, we have developed a new set of hollow metal dice known as the DICE Goblin King. The comic and the dice are tied together!

Discover the origins of the Dice Goblin King and roll his balanced dice! In this new 28-page spin-off comic you get to discover how the Kobaloi interacted with Dionysus, Heracles, Hermes and the ancient Greeks. You also discover who is the fourth Dragon God in the Luminous Ages universe and books!

Click HERE to Visit "Kobaloi - Goblin Origins"!