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Monkey Maids: A Tale from Existentia

Created by Oneshi Press

Leo orders 17 monkeys from the back of a comic book…and then realizes his roommate is going to be PISSED when she gets home. So he rents them out for parties to show they can earn their keep. What could possibly go wrong in this short novel by Lynsey G, with cover art and illustrations by Jayel Draco?

Latest Updates from Our Project:

Surveys Due TOMORROW! ⌛
over 1 year ago – Wed, Jul 05, 2023 at 03:17:19 PM

Hey hey, monkey-mad backers!

I have two announcements for you today…

1) The Montana Book Festival! 📚

At the end of last week, I submitted Monkey Maids to the Montana Book Festival

If all goes well, I may be reading from the book and paneling with other authors this September at the largest gathering of authors and publishers in the state of Montana! 

I'll keep you posted about that exciting monkey business.

2) Surveys Are Due TOMORROW! ⌛

That's right! If you want to see your name on our thank-you page on the website and in Monkey Maids, then tomorrow—July 6, 2023—is your deadline for filling out your backer survey!

There are still seventeen backers who haven'tcompleted surveys, and it would REALLY bum me out if their names didn't make it into the thank-you page. 

So, if you're one of them, please complete your survey in just a few quick clicks by either…

Thanks so much for helping us make this happen ASAP!

—Lynsey G

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Four brave monkeys were sent out into space...and while they slept, they learned about Arthurian epics. 

When they crash land on an alien planet, they'll have to use what they learned about being brave warriors to become the Space Monkey Knights!

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ONE WEEK left for surveys!📅
over 1 year ago – Thu, Jun 29, 2023 at 02:36:09 PM

Howdy, Monkey Maids fans!

It's only been one week since we sent out surveys, and 75% of you have already completed them!

You're freaking fabulous!

If you're one of the 25% of backers who hasn't completed your survey yet, please do so by either:

Your survey should only take a few minutes to complete, and you can grab a la carte items from our store on your way out, too! 

Remember, we'll need all surveys completed by next Thursday, July 6 to get all your names included on our thank-you pages online and in the book!

Thanks again for your support…and for being awesome.

Safe & Swift,

—Lynsey G 

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Surveys Are Out! ✔️ The Clock Is Ticking! ⏲️
over 1 year ago – Thu, Jun 22, 2023 at 01:53:23 PM

Well hello again, Monkey Maids friends!

Yippie ki-yay! All backer surveys have been sent out!

📅Surveys Due in 2 Weeks!

Your surveys will come to you via BackerKit, a third-party service that helps us streamline our fulfillment process.

You should see a notification about it in your email inbox today. (Check your Spam, Junk, and Promotions folders if you don't see it—sometimes messages get misplaced!) The link in that email will take you directly to your personalized, secure survey.

Or, if your inbox is a jungle you'd rather avoid (we get it), you can also…

Click here to find yours!

Starting today, you have two weeks to complete surveys before we finalize our thank-you page on the website and in the Monkey Maids book.

That means we'll need you survey completed by end of day on Thursday,July6!

✔️What the Heck? Surveys?

Backer surveys let us to finalize item counts, gather the information we need to deliver your rewards, and offer you the opportunity to grab any additional items you like from our Add-Ons Store!

Surveys only take a few minutes to complete, and your answers are kept 100% confidential using BackerKit's incredibly tight security.

🛒Add-On Store

If there was an item you saw during the Kickstarter campaign that you loved, but you didn't grab it on Kickstarter, now's your chance!

You can order Oneshi Press books, art, stickers, and more…all in the BackerKit Add-Ons Store. (Pro tip: The Add-Ons store offers free shipping in the US, and discounted shipping everywhere else!)

Thanks again for your support—let's make these surveys happen by Thursday,July6!

—Lynsey G

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Behold! The Smoke Test Hath Been Sent-eth!
over 1 year ago – Tue, Jun 20, 2023 at 11:28:11 AM

Hello, Monkey Maids friends & fam!

Huzzah! The funds from the Monkey Maids campaign have landed in our account, so we're sending out 5% of backer surveys today!

Here's what'sh appening…

Today & Tomorrow: 💨The Smoke Test 💨

We're using BackerKit, a third-party fulfillment platform, to send backer surveys that will collect all the information we need to get your rewards to you!

BackerKit's system requires that before we send all surveys, we perform a smoke test, which sends 5% of surveys 48 hours ahead of the rest.

This way, we can identify and fix any pesky bugs in our survey system.

So, a few of you will receive your surveys in the next two days

Thursday 6/22: All Surveys 📅

After the smoke test ends on Thursday, June 22, we'll send out surveys to all our backers!

You'll have two weeks to complete surveys before we finalize our thank-you page on the website and in the Monkey Maids book. 

That means we'll need you survey completed by end of day on Thursday, July 6!

Why a Survey?✔️

Backer surveys are super-duper ultra important!

They allow us to finalize item counts, gather correct contact and address information, and offer you the opportunity to grab any additional items you like from our BackerKit store! (Which includes free shipping in the US, and discounted shipping everywhere else!)

Surveys only take a few minutes to complete, and your answers are kept 100% confidential using BackerKit's epic security.

Add-On Store🛒

If there was an item you saw during the Kickstarter campaign that you loved, but you didn't grab it on Kickstarter, now's your chance! You can shop for everything from the campaign, plus lots of other Oneshi Press publications, stickers, art, and more—all in the BackerKit add-on store.

Remember, keep an eye on your e-mail inbox for your backer survey! 

Safe & swift,

—Lynsey G

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Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys!
over 1 year ago – Thu, Jun 08, 2023 at 02:12:18 PM

Hi there, Monkey Maids fam!

It's been over a week since our project wrapped up, and we're just writing to say hi! 

We've been working away at preparing Monkey Maids and other rewards for publication. The monkey trading cards are coming along nicely, along with the final-final edit of the text. That will be followed by formatting the book, then preparing it for printing!

Right now, we're waiting for Kickstarter to process funding and deposit it into our account. When that happens, we'll send out your surveys to you via BackerKit! 

In the meantime, we are preparing for a huge event…Jayel and I are going to be handfasted in a  druidic Celtic ceremony in the Mission Mountains of Montana on June 23! Preparations for the big day are well under way, and it's  possible that our fulfillment for Monkey Maids might lag a bit as we try to fit it all in!

Thanks for your patience and your support!

—Lynsey at Oneshi Press

(PS - If you know anyone who missed the Kickstarter but wants in on this awesome book and other rewards, send them this link to the preorder store on BackerKit!)

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